Pintu Sorga

Dapet imel dari temen yang isinya joke..bolehlah.. cukup menghibur bisa senyum-senyum sendiri... silahkan senyum-senyum sendiri juga .. nih ya.
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Pintu Sorga Rusak

Malaikat panik, sebab pintu Surga tidak dapat dibuka padahal di luar telah bergerombol calon warga yang akan masuk kesana.
Lalu Malaikat berseru adakah insinyur diantara para calon warga untuk memperbaiki pintu Surga.

Untungnya pada hari itu ada 3 Insinyur, 1 dari Amerika, 1 dari Jepang, dan 1 dari Indonesia.

Pertama Insinyur Amerika, dan setelah diperiksa, Si Amerika sebut biayanya $900. Komentar Malaikat : "Lho kok mahal ?Coba buat perincian. .. !!!"

Kata Si Amerika : "Ongkos pemeriksaan $200, $300buat bahan, dan $400 ongkos kerja."

Malaikat terus panggil Si Jepang, dan setelah diperiksa sebentar, SiJepang sebut biayanya $600. Dengan perincian $300 ongkos bahan dan$300 ongkos kerja. Lebih murah, karena tanpa ongkos pemeriksaan. ..

Masih belum puas, Malaikat konsultasi sama temen2nya, dan dia pikir masih mahal. Lantas Si Malaikat panggil insinyur Indonesia. Malaikat pikir Indonesia lagi krismon dan banyak PHK. Tentunya perlu duit dan pasti lebih murah ?

Insinyur Indonesia tanpa periksa pintu, langsung jawab : "Siap Malaikat. .. Ongkosnya $1.600...!!!" Sergah Si Malaikat bingung : ". Kok bisa $1.600 ? Lebih mahal dari yang lain...???" Insinyur Indonesia maju sambil berbisik di kuping Si Malaikat : "Eh... Malaikat... Dengerin yah...$ 500 buat loe...$500 buat gua... Yang $600 kasih aja ke Si Jepang...! Biar dia yang betulin tuh pintu...!!!

Waktu gw masih hidup juga sering gitu...cin cai lah….betul, betul, betul ?

Meeting The Parents

I've received an email from Comedy Central about a joke. It's quite funny. Here, I share with you, please enjoy and always smile


Meeting the Parents

A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Homer Simpson Quote of The Day

I love The Simpsons a lot! When I was a teenager, I always watched that movie. Who don't know them.. the funky family..
Anyway, to remind me about them, I put a gadget on the right side of this blog, called "Homer Simpson Quote of The Day" well, not every quote has positive meaning.. ha.ha, you know Homer, aren't you..? haha.. but it's quite entertaining every day.. please enjoy it.